Since Kylie Kelce‘s fourth daughter could make an appearance any day now, birth plans have been top of mind for the podcasting mom. Unsurprisingly, she didn’t mince words when sharing her feelings about people who look negatively upon birth via cesarian section.
“I’ve seen just a number of triggering comments over the weekend on certain TikToks, where people have been told by relatives or other people in their life that because they had an emergency C-section, or a C-section that was scheduled, that they did not experience birth,” Kelce said on the March 27 episode of her “Not Gonna Lie” podcast, which is produced Wave Sports + Entertainment.
“I’m trying to be nice,” she continued. “No, never mind. Go f— yourself. You can kindly f— right off.”
Kelce, who seemed calm about her own birth plans but fiercely protective of every other woman’s decisions, continued her rant.
“The person you’re speaking to just grew a human being and for whatever reason, that little baby needed to come out the front, not the bottom. You know whose business that is? Not f—— yours! They just had massive abdominal surgery — abdominal surgery — to get out the human life that they just built. I can’t believe that people say that. That is horrific.”
She doubled down on her statements.
“I said what I said. I’m standing by it. Say it within earshot of me. I dare you. I double dog dare you. You think that when I was 12 pounds, 1 ounce, and I had to come out the front on my 5-foot-2 mother that she didn’t experience birth? I will kick your a– in honor of (my mother).”
Kelce acknowledged that her feelings might be a tad bit strong, given that she herself has been growing a human for almost 10 months, but that doesn’t make them any less true.
“This is on being 38 weeks pregnant, preparing for birth, not knowing what’s going to happen, and getting triggered by TikTok comments. I’m sweating again, and my face is hot.”
Taking a breath, Kelce slowed down to say, “These people have built a human being in their uterus with the power of their own body with, let’s be real, a very short contribution by someone else. Come on now. Mind your f—— business.”
To conclude, she said, “I feel like we appropriately did this. I hope everyone gets their birth plan however they would like it, including me.”
Wondering what Kelce’s birth plan is? She is hoping for a hospital birth that includes “a big fat needle in my back.”
